n00b

n00b
1. (n00b) (7335↑, 834↓)
A inexperienced and/or ignorant or unskilled person. Especially used in computer games.

Haha that n00b got pwned.

Author: Lord Emperor http://n00b.urbanup.com/284896
2. (n00b) (3622↑, 609↓)
n. 1) A person who is new to a game 2) A person who, regardless of experience, lacks the skill or copmetence to be competitive in a certain game 3) Someone who tends to whine or complain when being beaten at a game - often done by accussing more skilled opponents of hacking 4) One who may talk trash, claiming to be elite at a game, only to be beaten down by a better player, or will turn down any games when challenged by better players. v. 1) To act or behave in the way that a n00b would 2) Behaving as if lacking experience, skill or knowledge NOTE: Can be used with a number of connotations. Often is used mockingly or in a manner of jesting. Other times is used seriously, but is often considered a brainless or weak insult when used alone as a supposed malicious insult. Is generally considered rude and deragatory unless a person is displaying disregard and general apathy towards other players - in this case, skill may be a non-factor (see definitions 3 and 4). See also [n00bed], [n00bie], and [newbie]

n. This n00b just charges in at the enemies and gets owned in the first 10 seconds of the game. v. Look at this guy n00bing it up - I've never seen anyone die so fast, so often.

3. (n00b) (2772↑, 1257↓)
An individual that plays a particular multiplayer game less than 15 hours a day, thus causing him/her to be less skilled at that game than the person calling him/her a n00b. N00bs are usually classified as having a job, an active social life, and possibly a lover. These things are reviled in the "gamer" community, which means that n00bs are hated with a passion in thier circles. The term is usually used in Counterstrike servers and Battle.net, where many mouthbreathing "elite gamers" and internet tough-guys can be found.

Normal player: hey, how do I beat (x) if I'm using (y)? "Elite" gamer: lololol ur a n00b u suk lolol pwned get sum skilz nub fag Normal player: Uhhh....what?

4. (n00b) (1888↑, 1065↓)
(n) an online user who still knows how to spell and use basic sentence structure

\> Hello. \> stfu n00b u sukc ih8u gfy

Author: BeardedFatass http://n00b.urbanup.com/436755
5. (n00b) (942↑, 331↓)
The derogatory word used to label someone who is new to a particular game/forum/server/where-ever. Many people misuse the word, insulting new members by calling them 'n00b's. The word 'newb' is sometimes confused with this term - 'newb' standing for 'new beginner'. Whereas a n00b means one of two common terms. 1) A new member who is acting stupidly. 2) A member who is acting stupidly, regardless of level and/or experience.

1) "Lol, u level 1 n00b stfu pwned." 2) "Wow, that guy's been here for 4 years and he still acts like a n00b."

6. (n00b) (613↑, 245↓)
A player who may or may not be new to a game, but insists on doing brainless things, especially things that hinder the team. Those who are defined as "n00bs" will also refuse to listen to words of wisdom or, even worse, berate those who try to help.

j00 n00b I'm going to report you to n00bstories.com

7. (n00b) (615↑, 254↓)
An insult describing a person who is not only lacking in knowledge of something, but also blatantly refuses to learn about it and even berates those who would benefit him with experience. Often used in computer game circles.

"God, that guy is a serious n00b - all he ever does is teamkill."

8. (n00b) (321↑, 133↓)
A person who goes to a [forum] on the internet, and could easily blend in with the rest of the crowd, but chooses to act like an [ass]. Usually says something [stupid] like:

"Yo Yo Yo Im NeW HeRE AnD WAs WonDERin iF Ya'LL CoUlD TeLL mE WhAT GOes On ARouND HurRrRrRr... I dIdNT ReAD dA RuLES aND ReGs, b" -ACTUAL quote

9. (n00b) (383↑, 203↓)
A lowly evolved troll. One n00b can lay up to 123,000 eggs in less than five minutes, has a gestation period of 12 hours, and a life span of 70 years. They reside exclusively on Neopets and breed and reproduce in chatrooms and boards. Fortunately, as boards go, there are very few n00bs on IMDB.

n00b 1: gfhkagsk13h bsd? n00b 2: hfhusgr gfsahrjsklr hfjkah\!\! n00b 3: fjg gsdkjfhsbvs gsjk? n00b 1: gsfgskfgseh. fg\! n00b 3: ROFL

10. (n00b) (262↑, 187↓)
Very annoying new user, refuses to learn basic board rules before signing up.

Man, that guy keeps disrespecting the vets. He's really acting like a n00b.

Author: Black Angel http://n00b.urbanup.com/285620
11. (n00b) (131↑, 66↓)
An idiot. Specifically, one who is woefully naive and lacking in knowledge of a specific area of expertise (in a fandom, game, or online), but is so convinced that he/she knows far more about said area than most other people, that they blatantly disregard, and often fight against, helpful suggestions and opinions from other, more knowledgeable people. This is different from a newbie in that, while both are inexperienced and unknowledgeable, a newbie can learn as he/she gets more aquainted with the fandom/game/internet forum/group, whereas the n00b is so delusioned by their non-existent knowledge, that no ammount of convincing will deter him. The n00b refuses to admit he/she's naive in the area that they claim to have knowledge in and actually *learn*, and, instead, flames other people and generally act like a complete and total idiot trying to convince others of their imagined intellectual superiority. Generally the cause of flame wars. Also can be referred to a person who excessively flames people, reviving dead topics, etc., just to get attention and/or make a point. Often gets banned from internet forums and causes many forum threads to be closed from further posts. Overall, a real jerk.

"That guy is such a n00b, still insisting he got the God of Assmasters playable in MKT..." "Why do you keep on flaming me? The thread was long dead, and you had to bring it back from the dead just to take a stab at me? God, what a n00b..."

Author: SynjoDeonecros http://n00b.urbanup.com/753409
12. (n00b) (101↑, 49↓)
The term "n00b" is commonly confused with the term "newb". A newb is short for a newbie, someone who is new to something. A n00b is someone who, regardless of experience, is utterly crap at a game and will not take the advice of others. These are generally big mouthed people who suffer from [Delusions of Grandeur]. Upon being given advice, n00bs will either ignore it completely, or make a poor attempt at insulting the person giving them the advice. A n00b will be the first person to point the finger at someone else if a mistake is made. They are also the people that go around calling others n00bs for no particular reason. 90% of n00bs are unable to spell. The word n00b is also commonly used in banter.

n00b: OMG, nyce shield lololol cn i buy plz?\!?\!?\!?\!?1 Player: Sorry, not for sale n00b: OMG\! n00b\! Person: Hey, can you plant the bomb please? n00b: F U\!\!\!\!\!\!\! n00b: i r lyk 2 gd 4 u n00bs *n00b charges one enemy and gets his ass handed to him* n00b: wer th fk r u gys? i hd no bckup thr n i hd 2 fite 5 n00bs, bt thy killd me coz u ddnt hlp me. u r sht

13. (n00b) (111↑, 62↓)
A pretentious term used by people who honestly believe using numbers to write words is still as cool now, as it was when the running man was considered a great dance move. Used to half-assedly insult a person who annoys the user without the necessary thought that usually goes into such a response. In other words you don't actually need to think of a response as long as you just throw "n00b" into a five crap lines that usually break the rules of a forum anyway. More often than not the user is often far worse than those they use it on.

*boy that guy's lame...I'm totally gonna tell him off. "N00b\!\!\!\!" *yessss." "That'll learn 'em to goof off on UltimateSpaceFragOmniMercsElite.com This place for serious discussions on "fragging zombies in space with half naked women..." *....now where's my penis pump and a my sweet-assed pic of Samus Aran bending over to tie her space boot.....*

Author: FlowersInMidgar http://n00b.urbanup.com/2002006
14. (n00b) (118↑, 82↓)
A person who seems to have had a seizure and fallen on their keyboard, as every fucking word they type is grossly misspelled. Usually a fan of Hilary Duff, JoJo, and otherwise. Sometimes an Evanescence fan, so as to suggest their 't0tal raWknezz'.

Actual quote taken from the US.IMDB.com Hilary Duff boards: Man she's too popular and too good\! Amazing how many votes she gets for Mtv's TRL. She's amazing, she can sing. It's a great song really GET IT. Her hits keep coming Why not, so yesterday, come clean, our lips our sealed and now FLY. She's the best, screw the rest\! Out of those hits, 4 out 5 were number one's and So Yesterday was retired from the chart 'cause it was so good\! F**k all you haters SHE'S NUMBER ONE, get use to it, she's the best\! SO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :) Translation: I like Hilary Duff. She is an attractive young woman. I don't enjoy the music of other artists (because I'm a tree-hugging teenybopper pussy)

15. (n00b) (37↑, 5↓)
A n00b is a player or member of an online game or forum who acts in a generally arrogant and rude manner. The term n00b is often confused with the term newb, which refers to someone new to an online game or forum. While one must lack skill and competence to be a n00b, lack of skill alone is not enough to define one as a n00b. N00b is more of a reference to the attitude or demeanor of a player than to their skill. As a rule, n00bs speak in 1337speek and occasionally all caps. To be a n00b, one must first convince themselves beyond all doubt that they are the best at their chosen game, and like to prove it by killing level 1s. Noobs often ask for free gear or money on online games, and will insult the player in question when they are decline their said free gear or money. Similarly, when n00bs are offered advice as to how to become better at the game, they will usually ignore the advice and will often berate the one attempting to help. N00bs will often themselves use the word n00b to insult friendlier or more exprienced players. N00bs are notoriously bad sports, and upon being defeated n00bs will often call the player who beat them a H4X0R (hacker) or accuse them of being cheap. In the event that a n00b actually wins (usually after defeating a level 1), the n00b will announce their superiority to everyone in the vicinity. On forums, n00bs will often revive dead posts, ask to be a staff member in their first post and flame people for no reason. It is a common misconception among non-gamers and newbs that the only person that would ever call someone a n00b is someone who spends 15+ hours a day in front of a keyboard. These misconceptions usually stem from being called a n00b. In most cases, the one who called the newb or non-gamer a n00b is a n00b themselves. N00bs usually lack proper spelling and grammar. N00bs use excessive amounts of exclamation marks, and will occasionally use 1s in the place of said exclamation marks. The reasoning behind this is unknown. If a n00b somehow manages to team up with other players, he will blame the other players for all of his mistakes. N00bs will often demand to be the group leader. N00bs can usually be identified by their username.

A few examples of n00b behavior: n00b: Fr33 g34r plz. Level 70 player: No. n00b: OMFG STFU n0000000000000b I h8 u f4G\!\!1\!\!1\!\!\!\!111. (N00b kills Level 1 player) n00b: OMFG I OWNX0R3D j00 n00bles\!\!\!\!1\!11\! I R0X0R5\! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL\!11\! Level 20 player: Dude, you killed a level 1. That's not something to be proud of. n00b: STFU f\@G\!1\!\!\!1\! U R N000000000000000000000000000B\!11\!\!\!1\! (N00b gets killed by monster) Level 40 player: Try healing when your health gets low next time. n00b: STFU n00b I dnot n33D t0 T4K3 0drers Fr0M j00 f\@G\!\!1\!\!\!1\!\! ROFLMAO (N00b attacks level 100 player and gets killed) n00b: OMFG u H4x0r5 p3rm4b4n\!\!\!111\!\!1\!\!11\! (N00b pulls a bunch of level 100 monsters and gets his group killed) N00b: U sUX0rS thta w4s all yor folt\!\!111\!\!1\! If j00 had helepd m3 j00 faGS then i wud hav PWNX0R3D\!\!\!\!111\!\!1\! I H8 j001\!\!1\! I shud b3 gr00p L34D3R\!\!\!11\!1\!\!1\! Computer: You have been uninvited. (N00b makes his first post on a forum) N00b: Y0y0y0 B1tches\! Can u mk m3 st4ff plzplzplzplzplz?\!?\!?\!?\!?11?\! Admin: We usually don't make people staff after their first post. N00bs: OMFG th1s F0RUM sUx0Rs\!\!\!11\!1\!1\! j00 r awl FAGS\!\!\@\@\!11\! I'm nevAr c0ming B4K h3r3\!\!\!\!1\!\!1\!111\!\! Admin: ...the f*** was all that about? n00b: sdoigusdpr3 FSDafseTGdsdgfd sfdsfs453efe5\@\@\!\@Rsd (We don't get it either) Some examples of n00b usernames: L337HAX0R XxDark_ElfxX Ultrakilla Pwnxorer Their real name

Author: ArtfulDodger http://n00b.urbanup.com/2817010
16. (n00b) (70↑, 41↓)
An extremely disparaging and offensive term for someone new to the game. Similar to '[nigger]'

Derek: Those fuckin n00bs are invading the game\! Davina: Oh my god, did you just use the n-word?\!

Author: n00bian alliance http://n00b.urbanup.com/2567602
17. (n00b) (36↑, 11↓)
A n00b is a slow person who nobody likes. No skills and gets made fun of a lot. Sucks with computers, science, any kind of academic pursuit they fail at. They get laughed at a lot.

I get called a n00b by many people online.

Author: salvatore sonny vitale http://n00b.urbanup.com/2791103
18. (n00b) (44↑, 30↓)
n00bs can be found in games, chatrooms or on forums. In games, they are very arrogant and brag without have the skills to back up the bragging. n00bs often tend to get very cocky after beating a newbie (not to be confounded with n00b), then start acting ''1337'' and insulting everyone saying they are ''da best''. n00bs usualy get mad when they are not the best, this usualy result in spam or the n00b disconecting when he is about to lose. Here is an example of a n00b:

*n00b sign on (Let's call him ''F34R'')* F34R: hahahahahah im the best ur all fags ill own ur \@$$ *F34R beat X new player* F34R: OMFG OWNED\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!1 I SO PWNT THAT F4GGOT\! Regular player: Dude, he was a newbie, I wouln't be proud... F34R: OMG FAG STFU OR ILL OWN UR ASS NOOB Regular player: Ok seriously, lose the caps F34R: WHO R U TO GIVE ME ORDERS FAG, BOW DOWN TO UR SUPERIOR\!\!\! Regular player: ... *F34R and ''Regular player'' fight in wathever game they are playing* *Regular player win* F34R: OMGGGGGGGG UR SO GAY1, UR SUCH A CHEAP FAG\!\! Regular player: Next time you should heal when your health get low. F34R: STFU COCKFAG, U JUST GOT LUCKY ASS FACE Regular player: Ok, now lose the caps, talking in all-caps is against the rules. F34R: I SAID STFU, NOW REMATCH NOOB Regular player: No F34R: DSFDFS F34R: GFDSGG F34R: ASD F34R: DSDGADGAFDS F34R: DFSFAG F34R: SZGFSG F34R: ASDA F34R: SA F34R: DSFSFGFD *Game Master -Regular player- have banned -F34R-* Regular player: God what a n00b

19. (n00b) (12↑, 1↓)
"n00b" is a slang term for a newcomer to online gaming or an Internet activity. It can also be used for any other activity in whose context a somewhat clueless newcomer could exist (user who fails to learn from experience).

n00b: 100 g0ld pl0x? Player 1: no. n00b: ey men\!1\!1\!\!1 pl0x\! Player 1: no. n00b: ... n00b: pl0x\!

Author: Pedra Leticia Branca http://n00b.urbanup.com/3721908
20. (n00b) (28↑, 18↓)
One of the most annoying types of people on the internet. They are usually very stupid when it comes to computers, but they think they know everything. They also almost always think they're opinion is right, even if it is plainly wrong. Also, n00bs tend to spell or type like fucking dumbasses. N00bs are [dubious], according to poketron. Example 1 below is based on real life events. And Example 2 is pretty much exactly what happened with a different n00b than Ex 1.

Ex. 1: n00b: OMG i Love toki Hotel\! Person: ...Its Tokio Hotel. n00b: no Its Not, its Toki hotel. Person: Seriously, stop. Its Tokio Hotel, you're a fucking faggot. n00b: please Don't say the f thing or f*g*o*\! you're Stil Nice, tho. :) Person: Fag. Ex. 2: Person: N00b. n00b: what does that mean?\! Person: Hahah, the n00b doesn't even know what a n00b is\! n00b: No, can you tell me? Person: Wooooow. And, no, go find out yourself. n00b: Find out how?\! Person2: See that little thing you type in on the top right corner of your browser? n00b: Whats a browser? Like from Mario? lol I don't get it\! Person: Oh my fucking God. Get off the internet. Oh, and you should hold down the Alt key and press F4 at the same time, its pretty cool. n00b: i did that and dashboard and expose preferences came up\! Why did you want me to do that? lol Person: If that's what happened, then you failed. n00b: I think I'm using an apple if that makes a diffrence. Person2: It does. I'm sorry. For Windows, it opens a virtual cotton candy maker. Person: Kay, well its called a "Mac" not an Apple. Apple makes Macs. The computer isn't an Apple. And yes, that makes a difference. But you're still a total n00b. Person: Okay, n00b, just press the command key and hold it while pressing W, it does the same thing. n00b: ok I did it and it closed\! what the heck? Person: You did it wrong. Try again. \n00bIn memory of turnitupto11 and I_Liked_Ants, the two total n00bs of Smosh.com\n00b

Author: dinocorn-goat http://n00b.urbanup.com/3336425
21. (n00b) (11↑, 3↓)
a callous new gamer, who uses words like j00, yhoo and newb.

Megz_24: lolx\! 1 ju57 0wnz0rz3d yhoo\! lololololololol arr_rum: go now, n00b.

Author: Hyperpixie, y'all http://n00b.urbanup.com/3632451
22. (n00b) (11↑, 3↓)
someone who is inexperienced, new at something, and unwilling to learn a new task.

Claire is a n00b because she refuses to learn new things.

23. (n00b) (31↑, 24↓)
A n00b is a new player to a game who is a loser and talks like they own the game, when they are very bad at it. Do not confuse n00b with [newb] or [newbie], because they are two different types of gamers.

-n00b: Io \@r3 13347 ha\>\<00ir5 5\!\!111111111 phre4e st0f pl09iikx\!\!\!\!111111 M3 powend u8uir m0m9m1\!\!\! \!\!1111\!\!\!\!111111111 lol--lolo-lolokl llzsszzz\!\!\!\!111-111112232\@\@\@ -Newb/Newbie: Could someone help me? I am new to the game and I would like to know more about it.

24. (n00b) (8↑, 3↓)
1. Someone who is in-experienced at something 2. A word overused by geeks with delusions of superiority who think they are cool because they have no life and play computer games 24/7. It is often, for no apparent reason, spelled with zeros instead of O's, another geek thing, e.g. n00b instead of noob.

"Ha ha ha, that kid has a life and isn't a grand master at this game like me, what a n00b\!"

Author: Gazmaster 5000 http://n00b.urbanup.com/3892585
25. (n00b) (7↑, 2↓)
A n00b/noob is that annoying fat kid on xbox live that is yelling at everyone through the crappy mic and ends up with the lowest kill in the history of man, they are the ones that mess up a good match by teamkilling with flamethrowers or making your team lose the match by 1 point because they accidently walked off the edge of a cliff. Usually aged 8-14 and have nothing better to do than attempting internet greatness through the exessive and pointless use of crap lolcat pictures and animations that are so over used it makes you want to vomit (ps: i love lolcats with a passion but i am referring to the ones for example the cat with a sniper rather than the funny intellegent pictures) n00b = suckish

cartman if he played online....n00b

26. (n00b) (12↑, 7↓)
Term used by veteran or experienced members of an online community (forum, game, etc) to call out those who are less experienced, don't abide by the rule of said community (which are often arbitrary, overly detailed, and kept secret), or who otherwise do something that the experienced member doesn't like. The term is usually used primarily as a means of inflating the ego of the user, by giving him/her a sense of authority within this particular online community. Often this ego boost is sought because the protagonist has little or nothing happening in his/her "offline" life. This term is occasionally used in non-computer related activities, such as sports. Such use is particularly despicable, and it generally serves to reduce or eliminate any respect held for the user.

Person 1: Misses a shot while playing basketball. Person 2: Man what a n00b\!\!\! Person 1: Did you just say n00b?\! Seriously, did you? Please tell me you didn't. I officially have ZERO respect for you. Person 2: Whatever, you're a looser n00b, just like all the n00bs that I call out all the time in my favorite chatroom, www.makemyselffeelspecial.com. I have 27,879 posts there. Person 1: Just walks away.

27. (n00b) (4↑, 0↓)
A total idiot who is new to the internet community. Rejects all rules of a website and begs, whines, and also trolls/flames. Often only speaks the language of chat and you need a chat to english dictionary. Sometimes confused with a newb. A newb is a new player who is willing to follow the rules and speaks english. That is a n00b. People of the internet, beware\!

Ex. 1: n00b:OmG\! Lyk ttly awsom mwoer lyk i can has it? Player:No. n00b:Lyk y nt? Player: Because it isn't for sale... n00b:wht eva\! u thnk ur sooooooo mch btter than me dnt u?\!?\!11// Player:Please stop this. n00b:Omg\! u lyk ttly insaltd me\!\! imma cll mah n00b army\! n00b 2: did u lyk insalt mah bestah? n00b:lyk ya he did\! n00b 3: lyk lets out-n00b him yo\! n00b:Ya\!1\!1\!\!\!11 *n00bed to death* Ex 2. newb: Hi I'm new here and I have a couple of questions. n00b: ooh\! i cn anser\!\!1 ask mee\!\! newb:Okay, how do you feed your mweors? n00b: lyk u dnt no how 2? u n00b\! newb:What? player: Take no notice to them. *player saves the day* Ex. 3 n00b rpg: n00b: the httest she-ct eva wlkd in and sad "I is sad cuz im lyk ugly\!" n00b 2:"u r not babbii\!" ylled a hotti tom n00b: "i no\!" sad the smexxi she-ct\! n00b 2: "Lyk kis me\!" n00b:kk

28. (n00b) (6↑, 2↓)
Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler is a n00b That n00b hitler got pwnd by Britain and Russia

Author: i cant find a bloody username http://n00b.urbanup.com/4055486
29. (n00b) (7↑, 3↓)
Not to be mistaken for a newb, the n00b enter a chatroom or forum, causing chaos and destruction. They usually target site moderaters and beg the fuck out of them until they are banned, then they make a new account. Do not approach these strange creatures alone. Always have an anti-spyware and pop-up blocker ready incase of any viruses they try to send through your pc.

That n00b wont quit spamming in my thread... he must have been beaten as a child.

Author: Tabitha Massacre http://n00b.urbanup.com/3025527
30. (n00b) (45↑, 41↓)
A n00b is someone who has no internet edicit whatsoever and yet still persists to use the internet almost all the time annoying the living shit out of anyone he or she or it meets.

How to act like a n00b. 1. Stop caring what anyone thinks or you. 2. Learn to love being annoying. 3. Learn every single racist, sexist, homophobic, and sacreligous term known to man and use almost everysingle one of them everytime you talk to anyone. 4. Lastly and most important of all, Stop having a life and spend all day on the computer annoying everyone you can find.

31. (n00b) (37↑, 33↓)
N00bs are most often found online, where anonymity tends to cause people to believe that they can say or do anything without consequence. Example: A 9 year old would never go up to a group of older teenagers and yell “You are gay, you stupid fags\!” but online this happens all the time. (Although it would usually look like “U R gay u stpid fagz\!\!1/”) N00bs can be found in real life as well, but this is much less common. In general n00bs are usually rude and ignorant. N00bs also tend to be unskilled at most online activities; incorrect spelling is the first giveaway. Newbies are not to be confused with n00bs. Newbies are just new at whatever they are doing (New + baby = newbie) so they tend to be confused or unskilled, but NOT ignorant and annoying like n00bs.

Newbie “Oh man, I just got killed again… you guys too hardcore for me” N00b “OMG\! Stop kiling me u haxzors\!\!”

32. (n00b) (5↑, 1↓)
A term used in online discourse to belittle and bully others. Often an expression of impatience with a game-player who might seem less than proficient, but also just a handy insult for those without the vocabulary, manners, humour, tolerance or spelling that their mums hoped they'd have by that age.

A: Oh, bother. We lost the game, possibly because of an error on the part of player B. My life extends not much further than the online game world, so obviously I'm miffed. How shall I express my frustration? With a cheerful and sporting, "We'll get 'em next time" or "Don't feel too bad"? Nah\! Hey, player B: "n00b\!" That told him.

33. (n00b) (4↑, 1↓)
(adj.) 1. a person who is brand new at [Call of Duty] and therefore always gets pooped on when playing online. N00bs are needed by [Bros] to up their K/D's to [brolific] levels

Aj: "wow megan hart is a real n00b" David: "I know right?" Brett: "hey thats my wife youre talking about. but its true, she is"

34. (N00b) (12↑, 9↓)
a person who plays an online game less than 10 hours a day. often used as an insult by more experienced players. also usually means a person who has a job, social life, and friends (not in the online game).

noob:hi guy who plays to much runescape: stfu N00b\!\!

35. (n00b) (6↑, 3↓)
There is two different versions of the word noob. Noob - Someone who is new at a game or some other form of entertainment. People love to take advantage of noobs. N00b - Someone SO annoying/acts like and idiot(or a noob) on the internet that it almost makes you want to hang yourself.

Noob: "Hey guys whats the jump button?" Player: "Hehe, Press A you'll jump" n00b: "OmG H4I GUIS3\!\! L3T M3 TURN ON MAI L33T H4X\!\!\!111Shift+1" *Vote ban starts* n00b: "awwwwww d0n't b3 h4ttin\!"

36. (n00b) (60↑, 57↓)
One who is sorrowfully unskilled in either a general or specific area related to computers. A n00b's natural environment is never safe, for wherever he goes he will be laughed at.

[newbie], [noob], [lamer], may also be [wannabe] depending on the type

37. (n00b) (2↑, 0↓)
A retarded arrogant alcoholic fucktard who doesn't realize he is actually pressing a zero instead of an o. They are potentially dangerous, they might "pwn" or "rape" you while you are playing video games or on online forums. For safety precautions please wear a cup on your asshole when you play halo.

Nerd "zomg 1 pwn u n00b" Hobbyist *puts cup over asshole*

38. (n00b) (2↑, 0↓)
someone who thinks they are better than other player/ causes needless arguments. also is a high level/ rank, but is completely crap at whatever they do.

Two real life incidents: EX.1: n00b: hey you english fag\! big ben big ben\! english [teabag]\! you jealous of america\! english guy: shut the fuck up. EX 2: n00b gets a kill. starts teabagging body. killed player goes to spot of death, sees n00b still teabagging body. n00b dies explosively from behind.

Author: thisrandombloke http://n00b.urbanup.com/5010019
39. (n00b) (4↑, 2↓)
The most overused word on earth, which has been used for years by real gaming veterans but which now is used by a variety of douche bags who can't possibly comprehend that it doesn't matter that they can win at video games. The real sad part is that people still take offense to being called a n00b.

Player 1: "Ha, pwned you n00b." Player 2: "Oh my gosh\!\! I cannot possibly stand the fact that you're better at video games than me\! I'm not a n00b\! You're the n00b, so ha\!"

Author: Moronlicious http://n00b.urbanup.com/4042810
40. (n00b) (5↑, 3↓)
o.O A lot of people think that n00bs are people who can spell and don't play much, but I think that a n00b is a really, REALLY annoying person who speaks in some unknown, fractured form of chatspeak and spams non-stop because they are total retards. =]

Normal Person: Hi n00b: Hy dud u ce tart dewd hee gawt so ttly pwned en hee sux ((For those who couldn't understand my attempt at n00bs-speak (me being not a n00b and all) I have provided a translation)) Translation: n00b: Hi dude, you see that dude he got so totally owned and he sucks.

41. (n00b) (4↑, 2↓)
[Illiterate morons] who use the word ''noob''.

lulz n00b i ttly PwN j00\!

42. (n00b) (16↑, 14↓)
An idiot on an online game who overuses leet and has no life who pesters people with lives for the fun of it.

Player 1: Hey, how do you Player 2: 0MG STFU n00b\!R0fLMAo\!\!\!11LOL NUB FAG\!CHoob\!AShfafj Player 1: But I was Player 2: LOL OMG StFu N00b\!1GO ASK OThR N()()bz FOR PHR33 ST0FF PL0x\!ROFLMAOLOL\!\!\!\!\!1111\!\!\!\!FAG\!\!\! Player 1: Ok, n00b...

Author: chhhessseeetaco\! http://n00b.urbanup.com/2535455
43. (n00b) (13↑, 11↓)
A n00b is often confused with "newb". A n00b (noob, n0ob, nOOb, no0b, etc) is someone one a virtual game/forum/RPG/Other Online Community who will type in chatspeak and annoy other players/members. A Newb is short for Newbie, which is someone new to the community. Online Games N00bs on virtual games ([Neopets], [Subeta], VHR, etc) will generally [spam] out the forums, beg other players for ingame currency or free items/pets (if it's a pet game we're talking about), and generally be annoying enough to get themselves a ban. How long they have been on the game has got nothing to do with it. They will often talk in ALL CAPS, chtspk, 1337 5p3\@k, AlTeRnAtInG CaPs, or copletly lack in teh arias o proper gramer and spelin. And often their messages have excessive question and exclamation points. They have also been known to randomly message seasoned players with "do u want 2 b my frend?". WHY???????\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!1 NB - If they know enough HTML, their lookups/personalisable areas usually have obnoxiously huge type and so much glitter it hurts to look at it. And loud music. Very loud music. N00bs on Forums Noobs on forums are basically twins of virtual game n00bs, minus the begging other players for money and items. Often they will make series's of random, pointless and often annoying posts--sometimes on one thread, and sometimes starting pointless and irrelevant threads of their own.

Online Game N00b: hay im new her, hoo wants 2 b my frend???? & i hav no moneys or nything, can ny1 giv me *insertlargesumofmoneyhere* points/dollars????? & i hav no horses/dogs/cats/pets/items/blahs, cn ny1 gime sum??????????? n how do u *veryobvioustaskhere*????? ty\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Forum N00b: hay im *name*, im *gender*, *age*, n liv in *country*. ny1 wana b my (boy/girl)frend??? OLOLOLOLOLO i'm new OLOLOLOLOLO i'm new OLOLOLOLOLO i'm new OLOLOLOLOLO i'm new OLOLOLOLOLO i'm new OLOLOLOLOLO i'm new OLOLOLOLOLO i'm new\!\!\!\!\!\! Do NOT, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, mistake a n00b for a Newb. Remember: a Newb is someone who is NEW TO THE COMMUNITY. A n00b is all that's above.

44. (n00b) (1↑, 0↓)
Somebody who has to look up on urban dictionary the definition of the word "n00b".

You. Yes, you, the n00b staring at the screen.

45. (n00b) (1↑, 0↓)
People who always lose in a game and when the finally win they think they're the best and or a REALLY annoying person

DesktopCat:YES WE WON\! N00b1:FUCK YOU F4GG0T WE WOULD'VE WON IF YOU DIDN'T DROP LANDMINES EVERYWHERE\! DesktopCat:I didn't drop a landmine you just dropped a grenade by your side and by time you realized it you were blown to pieces N00b2:STFU DROPPED A LANDMINE I SAW YOU DesktopCat:Yeah but I didn't drop it there....matter of fact I wasn't anywhere near him N00b1:ADMIT IT OR ILL SPAM THIS CHAT UNTIL YOU DO\!\!\! N00b1:SDUAS89DJ98ASDH8S9AHD98ASHD89SHDHD8HSA8DHA89HD8 N00b2:HDSAH8AS9DASJD89ASD9ASHDAS89HDAH8AHD98ASHD8ASHD8A9HS *N00b1 has been banned* *N00b2 has been banned* DesktopCat:N00bs...

Author: Desudigamoni http://n00b.urbanup.com/5517568
46. (n00b) (1↑, 0↓)
A even more nerdy way to call somebody a Noob. Sometimes it can imply that the noob is more then a mere noob. He or she may be some kind of super noob.

Noob: You suck\! N00b: I ownzed you\!

47. (n00b) (1↑, 0↓)
A n00b is not knowing what a n00b is.

My girlfriend called her mom a n00b and then spent an hour explaining what a n00b was.

Author: m3rcurymorbid http://n00b.urbanup.com/4698393
48. (n00b) (2↑, 1↓)
Someone who lacks the ability to do something; a new comer. Usually used in video/computer games...I use it to mean anyone new at something, especially doing drugs/smoking.

Those n00bs couldn't smoke weed for shit\! They suck in, and let it out without breathing it in. Next time, let's give them oregano instead.

Author: madi.hates.n00bs http://n00b.urbanup.com/4540060
49. (n00b) (1↑, 0↓)
somebody who knows less about the subject at hand than you do.

he's still watching season 2 of the big bang theory. what a n00b. she doesn't know anything about warcraft. this n00b is gonna get pwned.

50. (n00b) (1↑, 0↓)
Something as newbie, except about the term n00bs don't want to learn, they ask for trouble and will be the first one to laugh at someone who mistakes. Here are some examples:

In runescape: Level 1 player:Hey I was wondering if someone could help me please? N00b:ZOMRG lollolol y0U sUk g3T a l1F3 hurhurrr \!\!\!\!\!11\!\!\!1111\!\!\! Level 1 player:But I just... *N00b kills level 1 player* N00b:lololoollol 0wN3d lololol\!\!\!\!1\!11\! Level 100 player:Dude, he just asked for directions, no reason to atack him. N00b:ZOMG sTfU\!\!\!\!1\!11111\! *Level 100 player kills N00b* N00b:ZORMG H4x0r 0wN3d\!\!\!\!1\!11\!11one Level 100 player:Shut the fuck up n00b.

Author: not7yearoldn00b http://n00b.urbanup.com/3878864
51. (n00b) (4↑, 3↓)
a n00b in the gaming language is a stupid human being that doesnt have skills and he get pwned by everybody.

He is using cheats and he doesnt kill nobody...n00b

52. (n00b) (3↑, 2↓)
One who is owned multiple times by a chainsaw. Also known as a baby, or jackass.

G Freeman is a complete n00b. Congratulations.

53. (n00b) (2↑, 1↓)
Someone who is new at something or unexperienced (also called a newbie)

Johnny: What does "omg" mean, Stacey? Stacey: Omg, Johnny, your such a n00b\!

54. (n00b) (7↑, 6↓)
Someone that is new at a game, or anything on the internet. Usually this term is used by losers whose lives revolve around video games...

PERSON WITH A LIFE: yea, i'm on level 3. GAMER: haha l0lz ur such a n00b u l0s3rr. LOL. i'M 56 l3v3ls ab0ve u\!\!\!\!

Author: hannahthepossum http://n00b.urbanup.com/3152350
55. (n00b) (4↑, 3↓)
Not knowing the the FUCK you're doing. (: (A person who doesn't know what the FUCK they're doing.)

"Look at that damn n00b over there." "Yeah I know dude, he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing\!" "Lololzzz\!"

56. (n00b) (4↑, 3↓)
A person who does not know the ways of the world.

Bob: Hey wassup? George: Your mom is up\! HAHAHAHA\! Bob: Your a n00b

Author: Hannahhhhhhhhhhh http://n00b.urbanup.com/2854828
57. (n00b) (5↑, 4↓)
Someone who refuses to learn anything about a game that they are new to. Tend to rant about how they are better than everyone else at it...

Funkadelic is an uber n00b\!

58. (n00b) (0↑, 0↓)
a common insult from people who play xbox 360 (mostly used on facebook)

ahhh damn that stupid n00b killed me

59. (n00b) (0↑, 0↓)
Something you don't want to be, but yet in the back of your head, its still there: the rage to yell at your imaginary opponents on the field of electronic battle after they kill you. You just wanna go BLARGH right all over them, but you gotta 10 seconds to respawn.

john, the pro: darn, sniped again. n00b in the back of the head: d00d wtfwtfwtfwtf zt00pid haxxor ffffuuuu keel u wtfwtfwtf\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

60. (n00b) (3↑, 3↓)
A n00b is one who is unskillful or new to anything at all. Originated from the word NEWBIE (someone who is new to something), which was shortened to newb, then phonetically spelled with two o's, then by a random twist of fate, had zeros replace the o's. N00b is also primarily found in online based videogames such as counterstrike and halo. Many times after pwning a n00b you teabag him, in order for him to realize his n00byness. A n00b can also be used as a basic insult, that is applicable to anyone, anytime, anywhere; and is often followed up with a tagged phrase.

(to an unskilled person or as a general insult) "You are a n00b\!" or "Wow you are a n00b... i've seen a walrus with a peg-leg that is less awkward\!"

61. (n00b) (4↑, 4↓)
sometone that does anything Oliver Nieman does and will do

you are a n00b for doing that.

62. (n00b) (11↑, 11↓)
Considered in gaming terms to be a 'newbie' to a game. However there is a difference to a n00b and newb. A n00b usually thinks they know everything and can't type. A newbie is a newbie player who seems normal/intelligent.

Newb : Wow i really like this game i might continue playing. n00b : OMFG dis game sux i not playing dis shit no more

63. (n00b) (8↑, 8↓)
n00b. 1. a common word used by [geeks] or [nerds] who call other people [geeks] or [nerds]. 2. a common word used by computer nerds. 3. a common word used among nerds in an online game.

geek A: oh my gosh, you gotta use the atomic mega blaster and connect it to the dual fire emmulator to defeat the beast, your such a n00b\! geek B: shut the hell up\! no\! you use the cyber accumulator claw and connect it to the abrevational totinic continuim transfunctionerl, thats how you kill the monster\! gosh your the n00b\!\!

64. (n00b) (0↑, 1↓)
Anyone being described as 31 an taut with an extreme case of dwarf hands, may also sleep with silky blue blankets and have the quickest size 7's in the Nothern Hemisphere.

Adam: Look at that n00b helping them move. Scott: Damn he is a 31 and taut piece of heaven send from the good lord above Adam: They say when he moves his feet, time slows to a stand still. Scott: Look at those hands though, freakishly small. Adam: Whatever you do not look directly at mia hams Scott: AHHH my eyes Pauly: Stop bitching is just "Gin Sweetie"

65. (n00b) (0↑, 1↓)
If you need to look up this word, you are one.

Ralph: You're such a n00b Max: What's that? Ralph: My point exactly.

Author: Annie Onimous http://n00b.urbanup.com/5718389
66. (n00b) (1↑, 2↓)
People who are new to the online environment and don't understand online lingo. They are also usless at video games.

MW2 Player 1: Yo, I just got a kill streak of 25. MW2 Player 2: All these n00bs, when will they learn?

67. (n00b) (1↑, 2↓)
Internet text slang for new player or someone who does not have experience, the term usually being hurtful as well as being stupidly spelt using the L337 language, most commonly used by fucking morons who try to act cool by doing something as stupid as replacing e with 3 and t with 7

N00b: (-)4¥ |)()|)3 \!00K VV(-)47 1 (4/V |)0 normal: Noob

68. (n00b) (4↑, 5↓)
A word used by losers. Really sad when applied.

"I love the word n00b," said the 35-year-old Halo enthusiast, peeling an old Snickers bar off his stomach.

Author: ididitallfortheloiriii8 http://n00b.urbanup.com/4074072
69. (n00b) (4↑, 5↓)
1) One of the few people on the internet who actually knows how to type properly. 2) An inexperienced/amateur user of an online game like World of Warcraft.

1) Bob: Hello there. xXbbzXx: omGG lyk u n00b\! get away frm m3\!\!\!\!\!11 2) Bob: I suck at this.. swordMaster7: mann, ive neva seen ne1 loose so many lives so quickly b4\!\!\!11 your such a n00b gtfo.

Author: OneN00bishFoo. http://n00b.urbanup.com/3828471
70. (n00b) (3↑, 4↓)
someone who has been playing a console for ages and still gets beat by people who have never played it before.

they think were usin hax0r but were not they r just TEH N00BS

71. (n00b) (15↑, 17↓)
an outdated,stupid piece of shit insult that is/was usually used by gaming nerds and wow lovers all over.it generally has no meaning,considering there are all different definitions for the word on this site,and since it isn't a real word,this is the only place you can find it defined,not in a dictionary.i haven't heard anyone say "n00b" or type it in over a year,so it's definatly outdated at this point.so that saying,anyone that still uses it HERE in 2009 is just a fuckin complete loser,and a lifeless good for nothing piece of shit.so you better put down the video games,and get a fucking life.

typical online teen kid:aww bro,shut the hell up man,your just a "n00b",you piece of crap "n00b".so get a life "n00b". me:yeah noob doesn't mean jack shit.so stop trying to diss me by using such a shitty insult.and if your using that word still,your the one that needs to get a life,cause your a lazy worthless piece of gamer shit,and you don't know fucking nothing.

72. (n00b) (1↑, 3↓)
some1 who only likes using juggernaut/pudge in dotA because they are scared that they will get pawned and laffed at if they dont have a ridiculous ulti/huge ammount of life.

Billy is a n00b at Defence of the Ancients.

Author: Vincent Botting http://n00b.urbanup.com/2325147
73. (n00b) (0↑, 3↓)
YOU, for not knowing the meaning of the word n00b. LOL, n00b...

Oh hey, that n00b just got PWNd. Lawlzor.

Author: asdffffffjk;ljlksjdf http://n00b.urbanup.com/5346340
74. (n00b) (0↑, 3↓)
lawyer100 jamesonhan

acr holographic n00b

75. (n00b) (4↑, 7↓)
(n) also see [noob]. n00b is the advanced version of [noob]. 1) refers to one who does not know what n00b or [noob] means. 2) also refers to someone who searches on [urbandictionary.com] to find out what n00b means.

1) kid 1: What does n00b mean? kid 2: It means you are a n00b.

Author: DrkRatchet105 http://n00b.urbanup.com/2985865
76. (n00b) (3↑, 6↓)
A word used way to much in the game of "RS" also known as "RuneScape". Most often used by those who have "no life". Also used alot by retards.

Runescape Player 1: Buying 100 Lobbies 250 ea\! Runescape Player 2: *Trades and puts up 10 Lobbies* Runescape Player 1: N00B\!\!

Author: I-Has-Cake\! http://n00b.urbanup.com/2699730
77. (n00b) (26↑, 29↓)
A term used to describe a non-prow person usually in a computer game. The person despite of experience does not gain skill or knowlege of the game and hinders and hurts his team.

Bob is a n00b. he does not listen to his team and therefore fails to accomplish team objectives.

Author: Andy the stelcy http://n00b.urbanup.com/1883814
78. (n00b) (22↑, 25↓)
Usually categorized as someone on a game who complains and uses cheats rather than getting better on their own. Commonly used as a synonym for [newb]. These are NOT the same word. A newb is someone new to the game. A n00b is generally fairly annoying, and refers to newbies as n00bs.

Example of improper use- Immature High level:*Passes beginner player* n00b Real use- Char1:Oh man, it'll take forever to finish this\! Have you done it before? Char2:No, I'm just getting all the answers from a fansite. Char1:((probably not in the chat)) n00b.

79. (n00b) (2↑, 6↓)
You.

look in a mirror n00b

80. (N00b) (1↑, 5↓)
A cool way to insult others on the internet.

person 1- stfu n00b. person 2- ZOMG IM NAWT TEH N00b. :3

81. (n00b) (5↑, 9↓)
A person who had to look up this definition.

You are a n00b for not knowing about this entry.

Author: MystRivenExile http://n00b.urbanup.com/3930795
82. (n00b) (2↑, 6↓)
A Nobbly Boob =D

Omg Have Yuu Seen Her N00bs??

83. (n00b) (4↑, 8↓)
A n00b is a game player with experience in whatever game they are playing, yet still conduct themselves with no respect for anyone else. Typically a n00b scams, irritates or in any other possible way makes life difficult for other plays. Different to a newb who is simply an inexperienced player.

Player 1: "Some n00b just scammed me\!" Player 2: "What is it with those new players anyway\!? No respect\!" Player 1: "Not a newb, they're understandable, n00bs just have problems\!"

Author: sassy kempter http://n00b.urbanup.com/2489880
84. (n00b) (15↑, 19↓)
As apposed to what is apearently common belief, [newb] is actually very different from N00b. A noob or n00b is someone who asks stupid questions, to annoy others, or knowingly uses bad spelling/grammar in a *literate thread*. They also usually [spam] quite often. (online, not e-mails.) a [newb] or [newbie] is someone who is new to something, as the word implies.

for n00b: V first post in thread, an example of spam/1337 V sp00fmonkeyjoebob: lolZ0rZ\!\! I pWN aLl 0f YOUZ\!\!\! :rofl: lady_claire: Leave my literate thread N00b\! Before I report you\! for newb: jimmy: I just joined last week, I thought this game would be easier\!\! \n00barf_man\n00b: Aww. Poor newb. You will get better. *Pats you on the head*

85. (n00b) (14↑, 18↓)
Illoterate person who has reduced themselves to spelling with poor grammar, acronyms, symbols, and numbers.

(n00b:1)L1k3 OMG I CaN't b3l13v3 That\!\!\!\!1 (n00b:2)YeA I n0

Author: Name Withdrawn http://n00b.urbanup.com/1892580
86. (n00b) (16↑, 20↓)
A n00b is someone who is either new to the PC gaming community or just has no skill. They usually blame their lack of skill and/or intelligence on things like lag, [hackers], dirt on their screen, ect.

n00b:"if W makes me go forward will S make me go backwards?" good gamer:"omg that guy is such a n00b, lets go [pwn] him."

87. (n00b) (38↑, 42↓)
A clueless twit. [twit], [clueless], [livejournal], [lj]

Gaaah, uuhhh...not knowing I cannot say with an accustomed degree of accuacy, and not wishing to deviate what is strict truth, I must decline to answer, for your ticanic intellect is far too copius for my benign understanding. That person was probably not the least non uninteligent organic life form it's been my extreme lack of dipleasure not having been able to avoid meeting. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. Tell him about the twinky. And all the hoos down in hooville won the lottery as the seas turned a particularly interesting shade of pink. Peace on earth good will towards...Auqualung my friend. I've decided to relocate to Pleasent Valley 26809 so as to leave it to Beaver. I will survive 'cause it's raining men......halleluia\! More to come? Uhhhh...... WTF\! Are you some kind of n00b or something?

Author: goldtoofblingbling http://n00b.urbanup.com/887421
88. (n00b) (0↑, 5↓)
Someone who dont know how to play anyways he goes in.

1.Look man,What a n00b this guy is... 2.nubcake 3.this man looks unpr0 4.Wow, Damn n00b, look at his score. 0kills and 38 deaths...

Author: iwannahaveacookie http://n00b.urbanup.com/3419461
89. (n00b) (9↑, 14↓)
Crap put-down used by people who spend too much time playing video games. Aimed at those who have better things to do than spend all day playing World of Warcraft, and have a lesser knowledge of the subject than the "insulter".

Player 1 - "I don't know what to do" Player 2 - "That's because you're a n00b\!" Player 1 - "No, that's because I haven't spent most of my life in an imaginary world battling leprechauns and elves, living with my parents, and fantasizing over Lara Croft you fucking prick\!"

90. (n00b) (3↑, 8↓)
A word that is used for describing Kiko\!

Kiko: Abe ne znam da instaliram\! Gapo: Pa n00b si\! hahaha xD

91. (n00b) (5↑, 10↓)
If you're on the internet looking for what n00b means, then you're definately a n00b.

Chloe "what does n00b mean?" Lee "look on the internet"

92. (n00b) (0↑, 5↓)
Newbie Someone that is new and clueless\!

Evelyn: Omg, i love to tease the n00bs in habbo hotel\! Greer: Nah, GAIA\! SATAN: :|

93. (n00b) (11↑, 16↓)
A newbie is a newcomer to a particular field, the term being commonly used on the Internet, where it might refer to new, inexperienced, or ignorant users of a game, a newsgroup, an operating system or the Internet itself. The term is generally regarded as an insult, although in many cases more experienced/knowledgeable people use it in purposes of negative reinforcement, urging "newbies" to learn more about the field or area in question. Variant spellings, such as newb, nub, noob, nooblet, foob, noobcake and, in Leetspeak, n00b are numerous and common in Internet use. The term newb itself is usually used to refer to a person who is new to the field in question, whereas noob is used as an insult. For example, in the internet show "Pure Pwnage," the main character regularly says, "I pwn noobs," in this case, meaning he beats people of lower skill than himself.

Gunner002 is a n00b, He spams Gameon

Author: Everyone on the Internet http://n00b.urbanup.com/2075360
94. (n00b) (20↑, 25↓)
Someone who spams, annoys members of sites and shortcuts frequently. Usually on a chat or game site and most are new but not all new people are n00bs.

n00b:OMG post this in 10 boards and you'll get (insert ridiculous wish here).\!\!\!\!\!\!\! NOT a n00b:Hi i've just joined this site :) There are a lot of n00bs on Neopets, for example.

Author: SkrewyRebirth http://n00b.urbanup.com/1667063
95. (n00b) (21↑, 26↓)
A very annoying user, commonly new into an online game, who acts against the game rules, with a very rude acctitude to others. Regardless about level, the n00b is a very annoying user. Usually they use l33t, so it's hard to understand what they say. They claim to be pro, you can tell who is n00b and who isn't by their username, like "pro_user" and related. The word itself is used like an insult to a player, since the n00bs are the scum of computer games

Use of l33t: 1m 700 p00r 70 d0 50m37h1ng Calling others n00b: How you can do this? lol, such a n00b, lol, ur st00p1d

96. (n00b) (2↑, 8↓)
A term which refers to a first time player of a game, or a player who relies on spraying to kill everyone else. Often has not used the terms "boomstick" or "I just PWNED you". N00bs are pwned by pros, and are known to become frustrated at times. Note that some players are only n00bs at certain games, and are not bad at every game.

Example 1 -playing Call Of Duty 4- Jordan: Foley, what are you doing? Foley: I'm spraying Jordan: YOU N00B\! TIME FOR SOME N00B PWNAGE\!\! Example 2 -playing Guitar Hero 3- Shane: Time to pwn some n00bs on Through The Fire And Flames :) Random dude: I LIKEZ GH3\! Shane: yeah I hope you "likez" TTFAF too Random dude: OH NOZZZ\!\! Shane: LOL n00b pwnage

97. (n00b) (1↑, 7↓)
Someone who is stupid, or nosensical.

noob - A person says 'Oh is it raining' when clearly in the rain. Another person may replay, 'God, you're such a n00b\!'

98. (n00b) (2↑, 8↓)
Anybody who looks up this word.

guy 1. hey whats a n00b? guy 2. You. (guy 2 walks away.)

99. (n00b) (3↑, 9↓)
a loser who obsesses with Borat.

Erika is total n00b.

100. (n00b) (3↑, 9↓)
(v) To molest someone in a hideous manner, often repeated soon after the first n00bing.

Duke: HeY GuyS WhAT's goiNG On? Mark: \>_\> *n00bs the noob* Duke: wTf juSt HapenED?\! Chazz: You just got molested by the n00ber...

Author: Sword Dancer http://n00b.urbanup.com/2709199
101. (n00b) (7↑, 14↓)
- A derogatory term to label an individual who is, for the most part, Internet/Computer illiterate. - Someone who really sucks at a particular video game, or all video games in general. Usually prone to throwing a fit when he/she loses.

Internet n00b: can somneo please teel me how two post pictres. Computer n00b: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS CORD DO? Video game n00b: AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG I KEEP LOSING IN THIS FUCKING GAME\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: The Good Guy http://n00b.urbanup.com/2121686
102. (n00b) (42↑, 49↓)
a gay loser word and a very gay loser way to type it; a word spoken by pussy gamers who think they're tough

charlie: haha u just got pwned and owned u n00b\! sara: wtf are u talking about? *kicks charlie's ass*

103. (n00b) (26↑, 33↓)
Yet another dumb text word.

a: u n00b b: Is you're keybord broken?

Author: Squishy, Hugger of worlds http://n00b.urbanup.com/1918906
104. (n00b) (13↑, 22↓)
The fucking most stupid thing you could call someone over the internet. Not only is it an internet insult, but its not even "cool" or makes you seem smart and "tuff". All it does it make you look like a moron who spends too much damn time on the computer, therefore resorts to flaming meaningless people and calling them "n00bs" And it even has this definition of it being a term used to call "people without spelling skills, grammar and show no sign of intelligence" Please. But simply posting the word n00b you are showing what a MORON you are. If your flaming somebody you could at least manage to make it an insult worth reading.

not-noob: lalalaloveee person-who-thinks-they-knowitall: n00b other-person-who-thinks-they-knowitall: (first they try to sound really intelectual, and then the drop the BIG ONE)you're such n00b. not-noob: =( actual-smart-person: N00b is just the stupidest thing you can possibly call someone and by calling someone a n00b you are making yourself look like aa idiot, and yes A NOOB, LOSAH. not-noob" omgthanks person-who-thinks-they-knowitall: whatever, n00b AND THEN IT REPEATS ITSELF.

105. (n00b) (13↑, 22↓)
Oddly enough, A n00b is a person who has ever referred to another person as a n00b.

Player 2: "I don't know what's going on. Someone help me." Player 1: "Dude your such a n00b." Player 2 rapes Player 1's sister in the face.

Author: Durden, Tyler http://n00b.urbanup.com/2395080
106. (n00b) (2↑, 12↓)
on neopets: annoying person who pollutes the boards with begging for items and/or neopoints. also intentionally mispsells words,uses lots of chatspeak and is report happy on runescape or other MMORPG: non-offensive: slang term used to define someone who is new to the game Offensive: means some one who is incompetent at the game regardless of account age and also begs for stuff.

neopets n00b: OMG mi p3ts r sic \@nd c\@n 0nli bi cioored wit \@ p\@int brush\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! pls giv3 me 1:( me:n00b neopets n00b: OMG\! u r s0 m3\@n im r3porting u\!\!\!\!\!\! MMORPG n00b: Where do i have to go/ how do i get to the next level???

107. (n00b) (8↑, 18↓)
the word "n00b" is used mostly by people who call themself "pro", but really act like small children. n00b origins from the word noob or newbie, but they are used in a different way. apart from the word "newbie" which is used when talking about new players or "noob" which is used about bad players "n00b" can be used against higher leveled players/higher scores who are acting lame..

level 40: "kekekekekeke i pwn j00 n00b" level 20: "wtf?" (level 40 kills level 20, the level 40 is being a n00b)

108. (N00B) (2↑, 13↓)
a gamer who does not play games alot

My names Colin and i'm a N00B

Author: colin mogelys http://n00b.urbanup.com/3295049
109. (n00b) (3↑, 14↓)
Adelfo, suckage, being terrible at video games, or just beimg new to them.

you suck so much at counter strike your an n00b.

110. (N00b) (16↑, 27↓)
An average user on neopets.com

gamr437845329362(n00b): OMG\!\!\! I am 9 yrs old b nice 2 me. im gonna report u for being mean to me. Sensible Otaku: Schwat? TNT(theneopetsteam): You have been banned for and will not be able to log back in. You suck. Don't try to contact us, it wont work\! N00b\!

111. (n00b) (9↑, 20↓)
A n00b is a person who is new to a certain video game and is not very good at it, someone of more skill might call this person a n00b. Note: even though there are 2 zeroes, it is pronounced: "newb"

man, you suck at this game, you are such a n00b\!

112. (n00b) (14↑, 25↓)
A 1337 corruption of newbie (newb). 1. A new player to an online game that shows disregard for rules and regulations. 2. An offensive term that means a new player. There is a difference between a newb (newbie) and a noob (n00b). A newb is a new player. A noob (n00b)is a new player that disregards rules.

(after getting Kill Stolen in games) "I'm reporting you n00b." (after a new player begs for help or items) "I'm reporting you n00b." (after a new player annoys a crowd or makes a racist or sexist remark) "I'm reporting you n00b." "Go away n00b."

Author: Seiichiro Watari http://n00b.urbanup.com/1696763
113. (n00b) (2↑, 14↓)
how to call someone a nob / knob in the online gaming world where words such as above are filtered (censored)(they come up as ****, like swear words)

person1: give me money you n00b person2: no person1: **** you, you n00b

114. (n00b) (6↑, 18↓)
A n00b is a guy that, example in the game counter-strike , doesnt know how to plant the bomb.

n00b: guys help me out how do we plant the bomb\! l33t guy: you n00b\!

115. (n00b) (16↑, 28↓)
a word only used by sci-fi/computer geeks. this word is used to put down someone through a computer game but ultimate geeks use this term in real life.

person1: oh look a train train geek: no acctually thats a 123421456 Locamoitive, your such a n00b sometimes

116. (n00b) (6↑, 21↓)
one who is an annoying newbie, ignorant or stupid; greatly used as an insult.

n00b, i so totally own you\!

117. (n00b) (13↑, 28↓)
1. someone who lacks all skill at life. 2. one with no videogame prowess 3. a cheater/hacker

avengeance underestimated his foe, he thinks hes better than he is, avengeance is a n00b.

118. (n00b) (17↑, 32↓)
A 'n00b' is a player that is new to a game, website forum or software application. It is a word most commonly used now by testicularly challenged 13 year old gamers, it was originaly derived from 'newbies' or 'newbs'. Later becoming 'n00b' in the fields of counterstrike 1.6 and the like. Although now considered a word to be used by internet newbies themselves, originaly it was neither insulting or derogatry. Instead it was used to inform others that You, or another person, were relatively inexperienced in a certain area.

*on seeing a guy killing team member, or staring at a box for 10 minutes straight* Sam: That guy is a f***ing n00b. Rick: Yeah, wtf is his name anyway? I cant read it with all those retarded numbers.

Author: 5n1p3r\@frag.club http://n00b.urbanup.com/1659366
119. (n00b) (3↑, 19↓)
noob = plagerism noob also means a lot of other things, suchas; unable to function in life, unable to use a computer, unable to play games.

Vincent is a n00b because he had to copy off me and causing both of us to fail.

120. (n00b) (15↑, 33↓)
A guy in Americas Army who is smoking his own side of the playfield. Also a guy who needs 10 seconds to realize that someone's shooting at him or the little thing what just fell right beside him is a grenade...

Look at that n00b, he was shooting his own teammates so he got permanently banned from the server loool

121. (n00b) (19↑, 42↓)
anyone who uses this word to try and offend is an asshole, simple as that, just because people have social lives and you don't doesn't mean you have to go all fucking nerdy

prick: "you n00b how can you die so fast" moi/any other social person: "shut the fuck up you peice of shit"

Author: Simon "the wotsit" Radford http://n00b.urbanup.com/1723393
122. (n00b) (17↑, 45↓)
4 p3|250/\\/ \\/\\/|-|0 \n00b5 /\\/07 1337. 7|-|3y 937 |=|24993|] 8y P|205. \\/\\/|-|0 |2 73|-|0p05i73 0|= /\\/0085\!\!\!\!\! A person who is not leet. They get fragged by Pros who are the opposite of noobs

LE: Jared you are a n00b\! Jared: Shaddup n00b, I frag u\!

123. (n00b) (49↑, 78↓)
The most rediculous word ever invented. Used by anyone with an IQ less than 20, or people who are unable to play [Counterstrike] or [Starcraft] less than 18 hours a day.

t3hpwn4ge: ur a n00b Person: Who cares?

Author: FatMonkeyJuice http://n00b.urbanup.com/1682639
124. (n00b) (16↑, 51↓)
n00b is a derivitive of the word "noobie", which is a cooler way of saying "newbie". n00b's are people who aren't good at online gaming. Usually, people call others "n00b's" after they beat them in a game. A newb is someone who is new to a game, whether they're good or not. A noob doesn't necessarily mean someone who is new to the game, it is mostly referring to someone who isn't good at the game. All the different ways of saying "Newbie" refer to gaming, if the ones who are speaking it are talking about gaming.

"Mrs. Torkos is a total n00b. She has no micro whatsoever." "These definitions mean nothing, because any n00b can submit a definition and claim it to be real, not matter how inaccurate it is."

125. (n00b) (20↑, 58↓)
a word that only extreme nerds use. they sue it whilst talking to friends in an internet cafe, and having [nerd lan parties].

nerd: hah what a n00b. normal person: um no fuck off and go join a [forum] or something..

Author: Motorbike mike http://n00b.urbanup.com/1717696
126. (N00b) (25↑, 79↓)
THE MOST STUPIDEST WAY TO WRITE "NOOB"\!\!\! I HATE PEOPLE SUBSTITUTING 0'S FOR O'S\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! FUCK ALL OF YOu\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you N00b

Author: My nameeeeeeeeeeeee http://n00b.urbanup.com/1955916
127. (n00b) (54↑, 122↓)
A spelling of "newbie" used by people who either: A: Flunked out of English 101. B: Too lazy to spell it the right way. C: A term used by self-righteous a**holes to putdown anyone who can beat them at a game, or loses to them at a game. Also, some people who call people "newbies" are unwilling to help out these people of lesser skill and feed upon the problem that they complain about in order to be better than them.

fuk u u n00b. I beet ur ass any time. I lost to a n00b tactic on Starcraft.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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